some jokes 4 myself n 4 u...=)

A LKG kid after being beaten by his mom was sitting out...
DAD: wat happen son???
KID:I cann't adjust with ur wife anymore... i want my wife..
DAD: !!!!!!!?????????
:P :P

Ramayan with Facebook twist:
Ram changed his Relationship status to married.
Lakshman & Sita like this.
Ravan kidnapped Sita.
Lanka's people like this.
...Ram commented on Ravan's kidnap of Sita: Dude, u're so dead! X-(
Hanuman likes this comment.
Hanuman burns Ravan's Lanka.
Ram & Sita like this.
Ram commented: Well done, bro!!
Ram updated his status (via Fb mobile): On my way to battle wid Ravan. May the Force be with me!
Lakshman, Sita & Hanuman like this.
Sita commented: Come on, hubby! I'm counting on you!
Ravan also commented: Dude, bring it on!!
:P:P

Definition of Arrears -"Arrears are one which Students don't want to get , But Professors want to get ".

If columbus had girlfriend he might have never found america..
b'coz...
Where are you going?
how are you going?
with whom are you going?
why only you are going?
what will i do if you go?
what are you going to discover?
can i come with you..
where u will stay?
what you will eat over there?

Columbus: Nan anniye pudungala poduma di....